
Zach and Sue
Updated: Dec 19, 2020
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My neighbour’s a blogger
he’s a fair-weather jogger
in the evenings Zach works as a chef His partner’s a talker Sue is also a walker in her left ear she’s partially deaf
The pair bought a pit bull
walked Beau round the rec pool
each day before Zach went downtown But it bit young Imand one day on his hand and the authorities cried “Put it down!”
Our dog won't attack
screamed dog-owner Zach
If you charge me 'n' Sue
we'll counter sue you!
Now Sue’s brother Jeff
who is also quite deaf is the lawyer who took on the case He challenged the city “Beau should get some pity” and suggested it was all about race
The judge said “How’s that?”
“Well the kid is a brat He was teasing the pup with his hand He torments pit bulls He thinks you’re all fools” said the dog shrink Jeff put on the stand
Our dog won't attack
screamed dog-owner Zach
If you charge me 'n' Sue
we'll counter sue you!
The judge turned his face
“What’s this about race?” but Jeff did not understand his import
“We cannot recess I strongly protest!”
and the judge threw the case out of court
Now, though Beau is not here
Imand still has a fear
of dogs being walked off the leash Jeff’s bought hearing aids Sue’s left ear still fades and Chef Zach has perfected his quiche
Our dog won't attack
screamed dog-owner Zach
If you charge me 'n' Sue
we'll counter sue you!
