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Zach and Sue

Updated: Jul 13

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My neighbour’s a blogger

he’s a fair-weather jogger

in the evenings Zach works as a chef His partner’s a talker Sue is also a walker in her left ear she’s partially deaf


The pair bought a pit bull

walked Beau round the rec pool

each day before Zach went downtown But it bit young Imand one day on his hand and the authorities cried “Put it down!”

Our dog won't attack

screamed dog-owner Zach

If you charge me 'n' Sue

we'll counter sue you!


Now Sue’s brother Jeff

who is also quite deaf is the lawyer who took on the case He challenged the city “Beau should get some pity” and suggested it was all about race

The judge said “How’s that?”

“Well the kid is a brat He was teasing the pup with his hand He torments pit bulls He thinks you’re all fools” said the dog shrink Jeff put on the stand

Our dog won't attack

screamed dog-owner Zach

If you charge me 'n' Sue

we'll counter sue you!


The judge turned his face

“What’s this about race?” but Jeff did not understand his import

“We cannot recess I strongly protest!”

and the judge threw the case out of court

Now, though Beau is not here

Imand still has a fear

of dogs being walked off the leash Jeff’s bought hearing aids Sue’s left ear still fades and Chef Zach has perfected his quiche


Our dog won't attack

screamed dog-owner Zach

If you charge me 'n' Sue

we'll counter sue you!




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