
Tommy Truth and Thelma Trust
Updated: Nov 10, 2021
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Tommy Truth and Thelma Trust
got along like rum and coke One day while driving eighty-nine up ahead they saw some smoke
In a ditch beside the road sat a hot rod in a wall So Double T braked in behind to help and make the call
Dan Deceit lay on the ground thrown like a bloody rag And Debbie Doubt was flat out cold beneath a blown airbag
We have a choice
We need a voice
There's Truth
and there's Deceit
If we survive
then Truth's alive
If not I guess we're beat
Paramedics got the duo to St. Martha’s by the Square Eight weeks later the Double Ds left on cam'ra by wheelchair
Their first stop was cable news before the police station With legal counsel screaming out: “You're lacking information!”
“The guy who dialed 911 he forced them off the road
A crime has been committed
his insurance bears the load!”
We have a choice
We need a voice
There's Truth
and there's Deceit
If we survive
then Truth's alive
If not I guess we're beat
The Double Ds they lawyered up the Double Ts did too When fraud became the defence Ds dropped the other shoe
Doubling down was their response:
swore Ts gave cut-throat sign
As they were overtaken
driving Highway eighty-nine
Hey,
Deceit and Doubt
what is your game?
It's Truth and Trust
you're trying to frame!
Say,
Tom and Thelm
you're not to blame!
It's Dan and Deb
who're in the game!
T-said, D-said played out in court
for a million bucks and more
But new evidence came to light
the Ds had scammed before
Now Dan and Deb they went to jail
the Samaritans walked free
Chalk one up for the good guys
the way it should always be
We have a choice
We need a voice
There's Truth
and there's Deceit
If we survive
then Truth's alive
If not I guess we're beat
Deceit and Doubt
you have no shame!
Was Truth and Trust
you tried to frame!
Deceit and Doubt
don't like your game!
You're liars by
another name!
