Tommy Truth and Thelma Trust

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Tommy Truth and Thelma Trust got along like rum and coke One day while driving eighty-nine up ahead they saw some smoke

Crumpled there beside the road sat a hot rod in a wall; So Double T pulled in behind to assist and make a call

Dan Deceit lay on the ground strewn like a bloody rag; And Debbie Doubt was flat out cold beneath a blown airbag

We have a choice

We need a voice

There's Truth and there's Deceit

If we survive

Then Truth must thrive

If not I think we're beat

Paramedics got the duo to St. Martha’s on the Square; Eight weeks later the Double Ds left on camera by wheelchair

Their first stop was the media then the police department; With legal counsel telling all: “No way was this an accident!”

“The couple who called 911 had forced them off the road; A crime had been committed their insurance bears the load!”

We have a choice

We need a voice

There's Truth and there's Deceit

If we survive

Then Truth must thrive

If not I think we're beat

Hey Danny and Debbie

what is your game?

It's Tommy and Thelma

you're trying to frame

Double Ds got lawyered up the Double Ts did too; When fraud became the defence Ds dropped the other shoe

Doubling down was their response:

swore Ts gave cut-throat sign;

Just as they were overtaken

driving Highway eighty-nine

We have a choice

We need a voice

There's Truth and there's Deceit

If we survive

Then Truth must thrive

If not I think we're beat

T-said, D-said played in court

for a million bucks and more;

But new evidence came to light

the Ds had scammed before

Dan and Debbie went to jail

the Samaritans walked free;

Chalk one up for the good guys

the way it should always be

We have a choice

We need a voice

There's Truth and there's Deceit

If we survive

Then Truth must thrive

If not I think we're beat