Nasty Mayhem

Updated: Apr 24

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Are you the crook

who stole my car

Switched the plates

boozed at the bar?


Are you the crook

who stole my wife

Took her for beers

got into my life?


Yes, you are that crook

you stole both of them

But I know a guy

who deals in mayhem

Yeah he’s a bad dude

he deals in mayhem

and works round the clock

a.m. to p.m.

First it's my car

then my lady

What’s wrong with you?

you’re more than shady

Car and a wife

that's simply wrong

Made me so angry

I wrote down this song

Yeah, you are that crook

you stole both of them

But I know this guy

who delivers mayhem


Delivers full on

a nasty mayhem

And he never stops

a.m. to p.m.


He's one scary dude

who deals in mayhem

I’ll tell you right now

you won’t steal again


Hey, but didn’t you know

that car’s a piece of junk

It’s only good feature

is a workable trunk

And as for my wife

she’s been cheating on me

And it wasn’t with you

so just wait and see


Plus she taps credit cards

like there’s no tomorrow

You’d better tell your bank

to not let her borrow

It was due to the debt

I couldn’t fix the car

With my wheels and my wife

you're not going far


So mister crook

what you gonna do

You chose two losers

through and through

Hey mister crook

slim pickings for you

A lemon, a cheat

you're in the stew

Yup, you are that crook

you stole both of them

So watch for the guy

who deals in mayhem


A nasty mayhem

a crazy mayhem

I tell you right now

you won’t steal again


Yup, looking for you

and talking mayhem

He's full on nonstop

a.m. to p.m.



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