Looney Tunes Crazy

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It was nineteen ninety

between Mudville and Main

they were driving Route Inferno

where it crosses Insane

with moonshine in the tank

a shotgun slid in back

they left behind Reason

who was half in the sack

They were both a bit crazy

outside and in driving Hell’s Highway

with Original Sin

They were Looney Tunes crazy

straight-faced with a grin letting slow-poke drivers

get under their skin

In badness, in sickness

and sometimes in health

they pilfered over time

ill-begotten wealth

Doom always took the wheel

Snake always rode right

the controls in between

the source of all fights

They were both a bit crazy

outside and in driving Hell’s Highway

with Original Sin

They were Looney Tunes crazy

straight-faced with a grin racing passing drivers

when they tried to pull in

They stopped at a gas pit

in a stolen Corvair

Snake cleaned out the till

refused to share

Doom spun from the night lights

a rubber-burning squealer

drove straight in the path

of a flying eighteen wheeler

They were both a bit crazy

outside and in driving Hell’s Highway

with Original Sin

They were Looney Tunes crazy

straight-faced with a grin and they both had it coming

now they lie beside kin