Looney Tunes Crazy
Updated: Apr 11
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It was nineteen ninety
between Mudville and Main
they were driving Route Inferno
where it crosses Insane
with moonshine in the tank
a shotgun slid in back
they left behind Reason
who was half in the sack
They were both a bit crazy
outside and in driving Hell’s Highway
with Original Sin
They were Looney Tunes crazy
straight-faced with a grin letting slow-poke drivers
get under their skin
In badness, in sickness
and sometimes in health
they pilfered over time
an ill-begotten wealth
Sage always took the wheel
Rage always rode right
the controls in between
were the source of all fights
They were both a bit crazy
outside and in driving Hell’s Highway
with Original Sin
They were Looney Tunes crazy
straight-faced with a grin racing passing drivers
when they tried to pull in
You know Sage is a colour
with a feel like no other
A hit in the Heartland
a sideshow down East
And Rage is his brother
since they share the same mother
They'll bring harm and injustice
‘til the day they're deceased
They stopped at a gas pit
in a stolen Corvair
Rage cleaned out the till
then refused to share
Sage spun from the night lights
a rubber-burning squealer
drove straight in the path
of a flying eighteen wheeler
They were both a bit crazy
outside and in driving Hell’s Highway
with Original Sin
They were Looney Tunes crazy
straight-faced with a grin and they both had it coming
now they lie beside kin
OK, forget about Sage
Forget about Rage
Forget the long-hauler
locked up in a cage
Forget about justice
Forget about sin
Forget about ca-ching
that spoils everything
Forget about reason
Forget about strange
But don't forget it's crazies
who bring about change
No, don't forget it's crazies
who make life deranged
They were both a bit crazy
outside and in driving Hell’s Highway
with Original Sin
They were Looney Tunes crazy
straight-faced with a grin and they both had it coming
now they lie beside kin
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