- Dale Kidd
Looney Tunes Crazy
Updated: 2 days ago
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It was nineteen ninety
between Mudville and Main
they were driving Route Inferno
where it crosses Insane
with moonshine in the tank
a shotgun slid in back
they left behind Reason
who was half in the sack
They were both a bit crazy
outside and in driving Hell’s Highway
with Original Sin
They were Looney Tunes crazy
straight-faced with a grin letting slow-poke drivers
get under their skin
In badness, in sickness
and sometimes in health
they pilfered over time
ill-begotten wealth
Doom always took the wheel
Snake always rode right
the controls in between
the source of all fights
They were both a bit crazy
outside and in driving Hell’s Highway
with Original Sin
They were Looney Tunes crazy
straight-faced with a grin racing passing drivers
when they tried to pull in
They stopped at a gas pit
in a stolen Corvair
Snake cleaned out the till
refused to share
Doom spun from the night lights
a rubber-burning squealer
drove straight in the path
of a flying eighteen wheeler
They were both a bit crazy
outside and in driving Hell’s Highway
with Original Sin
They were Looney Tunes crazy
straight-faced with a grin and they both had it coming
now they lie beside kin
