Looney Tunes Crazy

copyright 2020 dalekiddlyrics.com

It was nineteen ninety

between Mudville and Main

they were driving Route Inferno

where it crosses Insane

with moonshine in the tank

a shotgun slid in back

they left behind Reason

who was half in the sack

They were both a bit crazy

outside and in driving Hell’s Highway

with Original Sin

They were Looney Tunes crazy

straight-faced with a grin letting slow-poke drivers

get under their skin

In badness, in sickness

and sometimes in health

they pilfered over time

an ill-begotten wealth

Sage always took the wheel

Rage always rode right

the controls in between

were the source of all fights

They were both a bit crazy

outside and in driving Hell’s Highway

with Original Sin

They were Looney Tunes crazy

straight-faced with a grin racing passing drivers

when they tried to pull in

You know Sage is a colour

with a feel like no other

A hit in the Heartland

a sideshow down East

And Rage is his brother

since they share the same mother

They'll bring harm and injustice

‘til the day they're deceased

They stopped at a gas pit

in a stolen Corvair

Rage cleaned out the till

then refused to share

Sage spun from the night lights

a rubber-burning squealer

drove straight in the path

of a flying eighteen wheeler

They were both a bit crazy

outside and in driving Hell’s Highway

with Original Sin

They were Looney Tunes crazy

straight-faced with a grin and they both had it coming

now they lie beside kin

OK, forget about Sage

Forget about Rage

Forget the long-hauler

locked up in a cage

Forget about justice

Forget about sin

Forget about ca-ching

that spoils everything

Forget about reason

Forget about strange

But don't forget it's crazies

who bring about change

No, don't forget it's crazies

who make life deranged

They were both a bit crazy

outside and in driving Hell’s Highway

with Original Sin

They were Looney Tunes crazy

straight-faced with a grin and they both had it coming

now they lie beside kin